Sometimes I just need my boyfriend to say, “Yes, dear” and do what I ask him to do. I don’t need him to ask me questions, I don’t need a discourse about why I need him to do this thing, I just need him to day “Yes, dear” and do it.

Case in point.

Last night we were at a lake with some friends and it was late at night and I needed to go to the bathroom. The couple that had invited us had brought their RV. Well, it was about midnight and I did not want to go to the bathroom in their RV, I wanted to go to the bathroom in the public bathroom so I asked my boyfriend to walk with me to the bathroom.

He pointed out that there was a toilet in the RV and that I should go in there. I told him I didn’t want to do that. He asked me why? I told him I did not feel comfortable going to the bathroom in someone else’s RV.

He threw a fit. He said it was dangerous to walk through the woods at that time of night.

This is a lake that is in the suburbs and to my knowledge no one had even seen a squirrel or bunny rabbit yet. I don’t think we were in danger of being attacked but he was under the delusion that there were rabid animals lurking in the crevices of every tree.

I stood my ground and insisted that I wanted to go to the public bathroom. He finally gave up, grabbed a flashlight and went stomping off in the woods. I followed behind. He may have looked back once or twice through the walk to make sure I was not being eaten by those supposed rabid animals but mostly he chided me for making him go on such a dangerous walk.

Just for history keeping sake we did not get attacked, bitten or mauled by even so much as a flea.

When I got to the bathroom I realized that not only did I need to eliminate liquids but I also had a stinkypoo that was deposited. As I walked out of the bathroom I was relieved that I had not gone in the RV.

This was the very first time that I was going to sleep in our friend’s RV and it was very close to the time when we were all going to retire for the night. I would have been mortified to have had my stinkypoo event happen in their RV right before we were all about to go to sleep. (Holding my nose shut and rolling my eyes just thinking about the possibility)

Sometimes women may ask men to do things which seem totally ludicrous but women have a sixth sense about a lot of things and it is just best for men to say “Yes, dear” and then do it.

For the record, my boyfriend is still in training. lol