I went on a late night Walmart run tonight. Something I rarely do.

The first thing I happened upon as I walked in the door was a display for Oreos. I stopped for a moment which I also rarely do because I can always pass an Oreo display with no difficulty.

My eyes scanned the display and I noted that they had come out with a new cream flavor. What?! I mean I know M&M has jumped out of the box but I thought that Oreos never would.

Not only did they have a new flavor but it was LEMON. Oh, my goodness, I had to grab a package.

I was so intrigued that I tore the package open as I was walking through the store and popped one of those lemon cookies into my mouth. YUMMY!!! It was a fantastic taste explosion. I loved it. I may be hooked.

In the process of taste testing the new flavor I turned over the package and I noticed there was a message on the back of the package which said “Your my main squeeze.”

My heart skipped a beat and then dropped like an anchor, because right next to that message was  a lemon Oreo cookie that had been labeled WONDERFILLED.

So, Mr “Oreo cookie” I have a question to ask you, “Is it me who is your main squeeze or is it that floozy cookie you have named “Wonderfilled?”

I may have not been so sensitive to the slight from Mr. Oreo but it has happened before with actual men.

Men have appeared to be enchanted with me on a date but their heart is still “wonderfilled” with a woman from their past.

It is not fair for anyone to waste time on a date with someone who has not let go of the past. For if you are trying to change the past you will never live in the present enough to enlighten your future.

So guys and gals who are single and looking for a mate I have one suggestion for you, don’t be Mr Oreo.

Okay now I have to eat some more Oreo cookies because I am trying to work through the package so I can come to the point of  forgiveness.